out of the womb and into the void

mateoleyo:

Incredibly accurate. Thank you for this. 

I lack them three. I’m dumb, unstable and the least attractive guy on earth. So, let’s study the three cases to see what’s the best.

Intelligent and emotionally stable: Bo-riiiiiing. What’s the point of being smart and not a bit mad? I could have sex with great scholars… after marriage. Also: I’d be too picky on the guys I hook up with. Wait, would I even hook up? This is definitely a no-go.

Attractive and emotionally stable: This is the reality of a million guys in the world. Here’s how it works: you stalk random people on Facebook until you find a real beauty. You fall in love with his appearance and wow, he even seems like a guy you could marr… WHAT THE FUCK? Why is he wasting time complaining about the weather and Britney Spears on his wall posts? I am sure he doesn’t miss being smart and cult, but I can’t and I won’t give up the few neurons I have. NEXT!

Attractive and intelligent: Works great until the thirties. Would suck from thirties onward. Stableness never suited me, though, and it’s a pretty interesting combo. Beauty attracts beauty, intelligence attracts intelligence = I’d probably have the best 30 years of my life. I go with this one. I probably won’t live much past the forties, so if I ever come across a lamp genie or a pro-bono plastic surgery, I know what I am going to choose.